Welcome back to **Hold My Baby**, the parenting podcast where we have years of parenting experience and are still somehow surprised every week by the decisions other parents make. This week, Erik and Kira accidentally discover a genuinely useful parenting hack: Don't want to entertain your kid? Don't. Just point at something in the distance and yell: **“I BET YOU CAN'T GET THERE IN 12 SECONDS!”** Congratulations. You've invented childcare. Welcome to **Hold My Baby**. We're helping parents. We're helping dogs. And soon... **We're helping dogs get into heaven.** ---
Welcome back to **Hold My Baby**, the parenting podcast where we have years of parenting experience and are still somehow surprised every week by the decisions other parents make. This week, Erik and Kira accidentally discover a genuinely useful parenting hack: Don't want to entertain your kid? Don't. Just point at something in the distance and yell: **“I BET YOU CAN'T GET THERE IN 12 SECONDS!”** Congratulations. You've invented childcare. Welcome to **Hold My Baby**. We're helping parents. We're helping dogs. And soon... **We're helping dogs get into heaven.**
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Parents, this week we have **multiple important matters requiring a ruling.** First: Would you ask a parent you barely know to watch your kid at school pickup? And more importantly... **WOULD YOU WATCH THE KID?!** Second: Are we taking our dogs to chiropractors now? Because apparently that's a thing, and some members of this podcast are refusing to accept reality. Tell us where you stand in the comments.
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